Bribery: it works

I knew skipping those handful of days when I was in school would be back to haunt me.

And now here I am, being paid to go to school, ignore the teacher and basically do nothing. (Sound nice? It isn’t.)

But I suppose all jobs are a form of bribery. It seems to be the only real incentive to get people to work. Promise them inner peace and they’ll do a half-arsed (or no-arsed) job. I know I would.

So here’s to bribery! It keeps us from doing what we love.